• Top view of the No Weed No Entry coir doormat, dark lettering inside a thin border on natural tan fiber
  • No Weed No Entry coir doormat with dark lettering on natural tan coir, shown at an angle on a dark studio backdrop
  • Rolled-up corner of the No Weed No Entry coir doormat showing the black vinyl backing
  • No Weed No Entry coir doormat on a wooden porch seen from above with a pair of shoes at the edge
  • Close view of the No Weed No Entry coir doormat on a stone patio in dappled sunlight
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No Weed No Entry Doormat

No Weed No Entry Doormat

$69.99 USD
$69.99 USD
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Why You Need It

Some houses ask politely, and some put the rule right on the floor. NO WEED NO ENTRY fills the mat in four huge words of heavy dark lettering, a blunt little ultimatum that guests can't miss and can't help grinning at. It is a joke with a straight face, a doormat with a bouncer's attitude, and the loudest way to tell people what kind of house they are walking into. The message reads from the street, so every visitor is in on it before they reach the bell. Your entryway gets an unmistakable personality, and the first laugh of the night is already taken care of.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the sheer size and bluntness of the lettering. Four heavy capitals stack across the mat in two lines, framed by a thin border on natural coir, and the whole thing looks like a sign from a place that takes its house rules extremely seriously. It reads from the sidewalk, so no one gets to the door without getting the joke. Put it on a porch, a stoop, or a covered entry and it sets the tone for every party, game night, and lazy Sunday hangout. It is not subtle and it is not trying to be. It is a loud, cheeky welcome that keeps the vibe exactly where you want it.

Why It's Yours

For the one who runs a house where everyone knows the rules and nobody takes them too seriously. This is for the friend with the legendary back patio, the roommate who treats the front step like a club entrance, and the person who needs a housewarming gift that will actually get a reaction. Give it with a grin and a warning that visitors will ask where it came from. It is bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who thinks a doormat should have an attitude, and who wants guests to feel the humor before they ever reach the door.

Built Different
  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
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Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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