• Top view of the Not Welcome But Here You Are coir doormat, dark lettering inside a thin border on natural tan fiber
  • Not Welcome But Here You Are coir doormat with dark lettering on natural tan coir, shown on a dark studio backdrop
  • Rolled-up corner of the Not Welcome But Here You Are coir doormat showing the black vinyl backing
  • Not Welcome But Here You Are coir doormat on a wooden porch seen from above with a pair of shoes at the edge
  • Close view of the Not Welcome But Here You Are coir doormat on a stone patio in dappled sunlight
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Not Welcome But Here You Are Doormat

Not Welcome But Here You Are Doormat

$69.99 USD
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Doormat With Attitude

A doormat is supposed to say welcome. This one says NOT WELCOME in huge heavy capitals, then quietly admits BUT HERE YOU ARE in tiny spaced-out letters underneath. That is the whole joke, and it lands every time. Guests get the insult first and the hospitality second, which is exactly how most of us treat visitors anyway. Your entryway gets a sarcastic greeting with a soft landing, and nobody gets through the door without a grin.

Porch & Entryway

We picked this one for the contrast. NOT and WELCOME take up most of the mat in massive dark lettering, while the small closing line sits at the bottom inside a thin border on natural tan coir. It reads loud from the sidewalk and rewards anyone who looks closer. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and let people figure out how to feel about it. It is cheeky, confident, and impossible to ignore.

Housewarming Gift Ideas

For the host who loves people but pretends not to, the sarcastic best friend, and the new homeowner who wants a housewarming gift with bite. It is a great gift for anyone whose love language is playful insults. Give it with a grin and watch the recipient pretend to be offended. It is funny, warm underneath, and perfect for people who mean it when they say come on in.

Size, Material & Care

  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
  • Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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