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Office Bingo Mouse Pad – Funny Corporate Buzzwords Desk Decor

Office Bingo Mouse Pad – Funny Corporate Buzzwords Desk Decor

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Desk Pad With Attitude

Every meeting is more fun when you are playing a game nobody else knows about. This pad is a full bingo card of corporate buzzwords: circle back, touch base, loop in, per my last email, deep dive, low hanging fruit, move the needle, pain point, next steps. The center square says FREE, and the rest of the board is waiting for someone to say synergy out loud. Keep a few small snacks nearby as markers and your next call turns into the only exciting part of the day. Nobody wins, but everybody leaves with a story. Bring snacks to use as markers and turn the next call into a game.

Desk Setup & Style

We picked this one for the full-board energy. A crisp five-by-five grid of small white capitals fills a deep charcoal pad, with a huge white OFFICE BINGO headline above it and a neon yellow-green FREE square right in the middle that grabs the eye. The thin grid lines keep every phrase easy to find, and the whole layout looks like a card handed out at a team-building event nobody asked for. It is busy in the best way, with enough detail to read for a full meeting. It fits a home office, an open-plan bullpen, or any desk where the calls run long. Wired or wireless, your mouse gets a smooth, steady glide, and the non-slip base keeps the pad where you put it on a home office desk, a gaming station or a kitchen counter turned workstation.

Desk Gift Ideas

For the remote worker who survives meetings on humor, the team that already uses half these phrases, and the manager who needs a gentle roast. It makes a hilarious gift for a team swap, a new hire or a retirement send-off. Slip it in with a pack of candy markers and a note that says first to five wins. It is playful, sharp, and a very good time. Slip in a bag of candy markers and a note that says first to five wins.

Pad Specs

  • Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding
  • Full-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color
  • Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place
  • High-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing
  • Slim 1/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners
  • Size: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)
  • Design: a five by five bingo card of corporate buzzwords with a neon yellow-green FREE square

Care & Cleaning

Free square: a clean pad. Spot clean with warm water and dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Bingo, the cleaning is done.

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
  • Use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots
  • No need to soak the whole pad
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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