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One Joint to Enter Funny Cannabis Doormat

One Joint to Enter Funny Cannabis Doormat

Regular price $69.99 USD
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Why You Need It

Every great house has one rule, and this doormat puts it in writing. ONE JOINT TO ENTER fills the mat in two lines of heavy dark capitals, a cheeky price of admission that guests read before their hand reaches the handle. It is the kind of line that starts a laugh, a grin, or a quick check of the pockets. Your porch gets attitude, your guests get a warning, and your entryway gets a story that nobody forgets. It is built for a house with a relaxed vibe, good company, and a sense of humor, where the front step sets the tone for everything that happens after the door swings open.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the bold two-line message and its rule-of-the-house energy. The lettering is huge, dark, and impossible to miss, framed by a thin border on natural coir that gives the whole mat a rustic, hand-lettered feel. It reads easily from the sidewalk, so the joke is delivered before anyone knocks, and it holds up under daily foot traffic on a porch, a stoop, or a covered entry. Put it down and your front door gets a personality that a regular welcome mat just can't compete with. It is a conversation piece, a gift idea, and a small act of rebellion against beige entryways, all in one rectangle.

Why It's Yours

For the one who runs a laid-back house where the rules are funny and the company is better. This is for the friend with a back patio that never closes, the roommate who treats the front step like a lounge, and the person who needs a housewarming gift with some attitude. Give it with a smirk and let them decide where it goes, because it will end up by the door whatever happens. It is bold, cheeky, and made for people who believe a good doormat should have a sense of humor and a decent opening line.

Built Different
  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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