Take Your Shoes Off and Your Attitude Doormat
Take Your Shoes Off and Your Attitude Doormat
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Doormat With Attitude
Shoes come off at the door in this house, and so does the bad mood. TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AND YOUR ATTITUDE stacks across the mat in three lines of heavy lettering, a house rule with a little extra bite. It covers floors and feelings in one sentence. Guests laugh, kick off their boots, and leave the drama on the porch where it belongs. Your entryway gets a rule everyone understands and a joke everyone remembers.
Porch & Entryway
We picked this one for the sheer size of the message. Big capitals fill the mat inside a thin border on natural tan coir, with the closing line spelled out just as clearly as the opener. It reads from the sidewalk and sets the tone before the door even opens. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it does the talking for you. It is not subtle and it is not sorry. It is a loud, cheeky welcome with standards.
Housewarming Gift Ideas
For the host with spotless floors, the parent who is tired of repeating the rule, and the new homeowner who needs a housewarming gift with personality. It is a great gift for anyone who wants guests relaxed and barefoot. Give it with a grin and watch the recipient put it by the door right away. It is funny, practical, and perfect for houses with a no-shoes, no-attitude policy.
Size, Material & Care
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
- Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
- 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
- Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
- Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Faq's
Shipping
Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.
Washing
- Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
- Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
- Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
- Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.
Drying
- Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
- Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
- Don’t dry it on high heat.
- Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.
Poster/Canvas Care
Care Instructions: Poster
Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.
Care Instructions: Canvas
Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.
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