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Text First Doormat

Text First Doormat

Regular price $69.99 USD
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Doormat With Attitude

Two words, zero room for negotiation. TEXT FIRST fills the mat in heavy slab-serif capitals, a house rule delivered at floor level. Before anyone rings the bell, they already know the protocol. It is short, blunt, and funny because it is completely serious. Your entryway gets a gatekeeper that never sleeps, never answers the door in pajamas, and never has to explain itself to the neighbor who just happened to be in the area.

Porch & Entryway

We picked this one for the old-school, poster-style lettering. The chunky serif capitals stack in two lines inside a thin border on natural tan coir, and they read from the sidewalk without squinting. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it sets expectations fast. It is not subtle and it is not apologizing. It is a loud, cheeky welcome for people who communicate better through a screen.

Housewarming Gift Ideas

For the friend who screens every call, the roommate who thinks a knock is an ambush, and the new homeowner who wants privacy with a punchline. It makes a great housewarming gift because it gets a laugh and gets used. Give it with a grin and a promise to text before you visit. It is funny, honest, and perfect for anyone who likes company with a heads-up.

Size, Material & Care

  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
  • Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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