• Light Blue oversized crewneck sweatshirt with black First I drink the coffee then I teach the kids lettering with a star ribbon banner on the front
  • Heather white oversized crewneck sweatshirt with black First I drink the coffee then I teach the kids lettering with a star ribbon banner on the front shown against a dark studio backdrop
  • Back view of the oversized crewneck sweatshirt in gray green
  • Size chart in inches and centimeters for the oversized crewneck sweatshirt, showing length, shoulder, chest and sleeve length
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Teacher Coffee Sweatshirt – First I Drink the Coffee Funny Teacher Crewneck

Teacher Coffee Sweatshirt – First I Drink the Coffee Funny Teacher Crewneck

$49.99 USD
$49.99 USD
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Color: Light Blue
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Why You Need It

The staff room has rules. Nobody talks to you before the first cup, the good mug is spoken for, and the copier will jam the moment you need it. Teachers know that everything in the classroom runs better when the coffee goes first, and this sweatshirt makes the order official: “First I drink the coffee, then I teach the kids.” The words sit in bold black lettering on the chest, with a ribbon banner and little stars to mark the occasion like a gold-star day.

It's an oversized crewneck sweatshirt in a thick cotton blend. Unisex, so it works for women and men, with a loose, relaxed fit, and it comes in nine colors.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the order of operations, which is clear and non-negotiable. The first line sits above the banner, the second line follows below it, and the stars on the ribbon make it feel like an award the staff room gave you for surviving the week. The black print is crisp and big, easy to read from the end of a hallway, and the kids in the front row will definitely read it out loud.

The fit is loose with dropped shoulders and long sleeves, so it feels like wearing a soft blanket to work. Wear it with jeans on a casual Friday, with leggings and sneakers for a field trip, or over a collared shirt when the classroom heater gives up. It's a warm, comfortable pullover that looks like you graded papers in it, because you probably did.

Why It's Yours

Because teaching takes a lot of patience, and patience takes a lot of caffeine. The thick cotton blend is soft against the skin and warm in a drafty classroom, it holds its shape wash after wash, and the print stays bold through every parent-teacher night.

It also makes the perfect gift for the teacher who still buys her own supplies, the aide who keeps the whole room calm, the new hire on week one, the retiring veteran who has seen it all, or you, because you've earned a sweatshirt that tells the truth. Pick your color and keep the mug close.

Built Different

Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.

  • Fabric: 85% cotton, 15% polyester
  • Weight: 380 gsm (11.2 oz), heavyweight
  • Fit: Loose, oversized
  • Sleeve: Long sleeve, drop shoulder
  • Neckline: Round neck with ribbed collar, cuffs and hem
  • Print: Front center black lettering with a star ribbon banner
  • Season: Spring, Autumn, Winter
  • Style: Casual
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (size chart in the photos)
  • Care: Machine wash at 86°F on a gentle cycle, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid ironing on the print, do not dry clean
  • AKA: funny teacher sweatshirt, teacher coffee crewneck, first I drink the coffee then I teach the kids sweatshirt, teacher gift sweatshirt, oversized teacher pullover, teacher appreciation sweatshirt
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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