• Top view of the Were You Going to Call First coir doormat, dark lettering inside a thin border on natural tan fiber
  • Were You Going to Call First coir doormat with dark lettering on natural tan coir, shown on a dark studio backdrop
  • Were You Going to Call First coir doormat on a wooden porch seen from above with a pair of shoes at the edge
  • Rolled-up corner of the Were You Going to Call First coir doormat showing the black vinyl backing
  • Close view of the Were You Going to Call First coir doormat on a stone patio in dappled sunlight
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Were You Going to Call First Doormat

Were You Going to Call First Doormat

$69.99 USD
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Doormat With Attitude

Some people love surprise visitors. You are not some people. WERE YOU GOING TO CALL FIRST stacks across the mat in three lines of heavy dark lettering, a polite-looking question with a very clear answer. It tells every unannounced guest exactly where you stand before they ever knock. It is a joke with a straight face, and anyone reading it gets the point in one glance. Your entryway gets a boundary with a sense of humor, and you get a head start on the awkward silence.

Porch & Entryway

We picked this one for the blunt, no-nonsense lettering. Three lines of bold capitals sit inside a thin border on natural tan coir, so the message reads clearly from the sidewalk. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it does the talking for you. It is not subtle and it is not trying to be. It is a loud, cheeky welcome that makes unannounced visitors laugh and maybe reach for their phone.

Housewarming Gift Ideas

For the introvert who treats a doorbell like a fire alarm. For the friend who loves company by appointment only, and the new homeowner who needs a housewarming gift with attitude. Give it with a grin and watch it hit the porch the same day. It is funny, honest, and perfect for anyone who believes the phone was invented for a reason.

Size, Material & Care

  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
  • Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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