• Top view of the What Do You Want coir doormat, dark lettering inside a thin border on natural tan fiber
  • What Do You Want coir doormat with dark lettering on natural tan coir, shown on a dark studio backdrop
  • Close view of the What Do You Want coir doormat on a stone patio in dappled sunlight
  • Rolled-up corner of the What Do You Want coir doormat showing the black vinyl backing
  • What Do You Want coir doormat on a wooden porch seen from above with a pair of shoes at the edge
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What Do You Want Doormat

What Do You Want Doormat

$69.99 USD
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Doormat With Attitude

The shortest greeting in the English language, delivered like a bouncer. WHAT DO YOU WANT fills the mat in heavy bold capitals, a question nobody wants to answer on the porch. It reads as a challenge, lands as a joke, and gets guests grinning before they have thought of an excuse. Your entryway gets a doorman with zero patience and a very good sense of humor.

Porch & Entryway

We picked this one for the chunky, no-frills lettering. Two lines of thick dark capitals fill the mat inside a thin border on natural tan coir, readable from the sidewalk at a glance. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it sets the mood for every unannounced visit. It is not subtle and it is not polite. It is a loud, cheeky welcome that gets straight to the point.

Housewarming Gift Ideas

For the homebody who dreads the doorbell, the grumpy-but-lovable uncle, and the new homeowner who needs a housewarming gift with attitude. Give it with a grin and watch the recipient hang onto it for years. It is funny, blunt, and perfect for anyone who prefers visitors to state their business.

Size, Material & Care

  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
  • Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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