• Women’s cropped drop-shoulder hoodie with a black cat beside houseplants and an open book, Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers back print
  • Women’s cropped drop-shoulder hoodie with a black cat beside houseplants and an open book, Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers back print
  • Women’s cropped drop-shoulder hoodie with a black cat beside houseplants and an open book, Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers back print
  • Size chart for the cropped drop-shoulder hoodie
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Women’s Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers Cropped Drop-Shoulder Hoodie

Women’s Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers Cropped Drop-Shoulder Hoodie

$39.99 USD
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Color: Oat Gray
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Why You Need It

The loudest part of this hoodie is the back, where bold rust-red capitals announce that the houseplants hear all of your spoilers. Below the words, a black cat sits upright between a big leafy monstera in a terracotta pot and a tall green plant in a green pot, with an open book on the floor in front of them. The art is printed on the back of a cropped hoodie, and the front stays clean. It comes in two colors and four sizes. Wear it to prove the plants know how the book ends.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the headline. The words HOUSEPLANTS HEAR ALL MY SPOILERS stretch across the upper back in tall, condensed rust-red letters with a slight arch. Under them the black cat sits straight and calm, watching the room, with the monstera at its left and the tall plant at its right, and the open book lies on the floor in front. The front is clean, with just the hood and the ribbed trim. In the lead photo, the gray makes the rust letters pop.

It comes in Oat Gray and Flower Gray. Flower Gray is the heather classic that lets the green leaves and the rust letters stand out, and Oat Gray is the warm, soft one. Wear it with high-waist jeans and chunky sneakers, a long skirt and boots, or wide sweatpants and slides. Add a tote with a paperback in it and you look like the one who names every plant and gives each one a reading list.

Why It's Yours

Meant for plant parents who also read in the middle of the night. The funny line, the black cat art and the cropped cut give this hoodie a cozy, bookish look that works in spring, autumn and winter. The soft cotton blend holds its shape, the ribbed trim keeps the body in line and the back print gets a smile from anyone behind you in line. Pick your color and wear it to the cafe, the library or the plant shop.

Built Different

Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.

  • Fabric: 85% cotton, 15% polyester
  • Weight: 330 gsm (9.7 oz), moderate
  • Fit: Loose
  • Sleeve: Drop Shoulder, long sleeve
  • Neckline: Hooded
  • Details: Cropped length, ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Print: Back print, centered between the shoulders; the front stays clean
  • Colors: Oat Gray, Flower Gray
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL
  • AKA: houseplants hear all my spoilers hoodie, plant and cat hoodie, bookish cropped hoodie, women's plant lover hoodie, funny book lover hoodie
Fit & Size Guide

Cut loose on purpose, so it's roomy through the body. Sizes run S to XL. If you're between sizes, check the size chart image before you choose.

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Faq's

Shipping

Free shipping on every order. Delivery usually takes 5 to 30 business days, and that’s an estimate, not a guaranteed date. Your order is printed fresh when you place it. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. Because each piece is printed for you, we can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind. Check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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