Women's Vintage Wash Boxy Distressed-Hem Graphic T-Shirt – Black Cat & Houseplants
Women's Vintage Wash Boxy Distressed-Hem Graphic T-Shirt – Black Cat & Houseplants
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Why You Need It
Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers is printed in rusty red letters across the chest of this women's boxy tee, over a black cat sitting between a leafy monstera and a tall snake plant with an open book at its feet. The shirt is washed for a faded look and finished with a frayed, distressed hem. The cotton is light, the neck is round and the shoulders drop low. It comes in two colors, gray and white, so you can go dark or bright, and either way the plants and the cat stay the stars.
Wear It Loud
We picked this one for the joke and the cat. The words sit in a bold arch of red, the cat looks calm next to two potted plants and an open book rests on the ground in front of them. The hem is left frayed with a few small tears, which gives it a worn in feel. The body is boxy and the fit is loose.
It comes in Gray and White. The photos show a washed dark gray and the white one. Wear it with baggy jeans and chunky sneakers, with a long skirt and boots, or with bike shorts in summer. Add a plant on your desk and a bookmark in your bag and you have the whole personality on show.
Why It's Yours
Plant people and book people have one thing in common, which is that they talk out loud to things that cannot answer, and this tee admits it. The loose boxy cut leaves room to move, the washed cotton is light and soft and the frayed hem makes it feel like a favorite already. It makes a funny gift for anyone with a windowsill full of green. Two colors make the choice easy, and the print stays sharp wash after wash.
Built Different
Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.
- Fabric: 100% cotton
- Weight: 240 gsm (7.1 oz), lightweight
- Fit: Loose boxy
- Sleeve: Short sleeve with drop shoulders
- Neckline: Round neck
- Details: Washed finish with a frayed, distressed hem
- Print: Front center graphic of a black cat with houseplants and an open book, with Houseplants Hear All My Spoilers lettering
- Colors: Gray, White
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- AKA: womens houseplants hear all my spoilers shirt, plant lover and book lover graphic tee, black cat monstera t shirt, distressed hem boxy tee, funny reader gift shirt
Fit & Size Guide
Cut loose boxy on purpose, so it's roomy through the body. Sizes run S to 2XL. If you're between sizes, check the size chart image before you choose.
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Faq's
Shipping
Free shipping on every order. Delivery usually takes 5 to 30 business days, and that’s an estimate, not a guaranteed date. Your order is printed fresh when you place it. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. Because each piece is printed for you, we can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind. Check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.
Washing
- Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
- Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
- Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
- Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.
Drying
- Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
- Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
- Don’t dry it on high heat.
- Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.
Poster/Canvas Care
Care Instructions: Poster
Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.
Care Instructions: Canvas
Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.
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