Women’s I Don’t Have the Energy Skull Cropped Hoodie

A skeleton hand flashes a peace sign beside bold lettering that says I Don't Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You Today. Hot pink roses sit at the corners, small checkerboard accents run through the design and the word Energy stands out in a pink script. The art is printed on the back of a cropped hoodie, and the front keeps a patch pocket and ribbed trim. It comes in ten colors and four sizes. Wear it when you want to be polite from a distance.

We picked this one for the peace sign. The skeletal hand sits at the left edge of a round badge, with two fat pink roses at the top right and the bottom left and small checkered squares tucked in between. The slogan wraps around the center in white capitals with Energy in large pink script. The front is clean apart from a patch pocket, with a deep hood and ribbed cuffs and hem. In the lead photo, the dark gray gives the pink a bright, soft glow.

It comes in Oat Gray, White, Flower Gray, Apricot, Light Green, Light Yellow, Light Pink, Light Purple, Black and Dark Gray. Black and Dark Gray are the deep ones that make the pink roses pop, Flower Gray and Oat Gray are the calm, heathered picks, White is the crisp one, Apricot is the warm one and Light Green, Light Yellow, Light Pink and Light Purple are the soft, bright ones. Wear it with baggy jeans and chunky sneakers, a mini skirt and boots, or wide sweatpants and slides. Add a small bag and big sunglasses and you look like the one who answers every invitation with a heart emoji and a no.

Good for anyone who runs on a small energy budget. The dark humor, the cropped cut and the soft cotton blend give this hoodie an edgy, alternative look that works in spring, autumn and winter. The patch pocket handles your hands and your phone, the ribbed trim keeps the shape and the back print keeps its color wash after wash. Pick your shade and wear it to the show, the store or the couch, with jeans, joggers or a skirt.

Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.

• Fabric: 85% cotton, 15% polyester
• Weight: 330 gsm (9.7 oz), moderate
• Fit: Loose
• Sleeve: Drop Shoulder, long sleeve
• Neckline: Hooded
• Pockets: Front patch pocket
• Details: Cropped length, ribbed cuffs and hem
• Print: Back print, centered between the shoulders; the front stays clean
• Colors: Oat Gray, White, Flower Gray, Apricot, Light Green, Light Yellow, Light Pink, Light Purple, Black, Dark Gray
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL
• AKA: i don't have the energy hoodie, skeleton peace sign hoodie, women's cropped hoodie, introvert cropped hoodie, pink roses skull hoodie

Cut loose on purpose, so it's roomy through the body. Sizes run S to XL. If you're between sizes, check the size chart image before you choose.